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Danielle

Hi im Danielle I promise im not on drugs.. im just weird,
i love music more than anything else
in my life i reblogs alot ohhh well if yu dont like it then dont follow me:)
May 22 '13

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May 22 '13

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

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May 22 '13

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May 22 '13

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May 22 '13

i cybered on omegle today

  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.

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May 22 '13

When someone tries to come in your room while you get dressed:

fuckyeahlaughters:

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May 22 '13
virtualjew: damn

virtualjew:

damn

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May 22 '13

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May 22 '13

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May 22 '13

That one teacher who talks faster than you can take notes…

sodamnrelatable:

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May 22 '13

“Why are you so quiet?”

sodamnrelatable:

“Maybe because I fucking hate all of you”.

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May 22 '13

when somebody you dont like looks at you

lolzpicx:

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